Funny PE Stories

[TheDominantAlpha]

PE is still a rather taboo subject matter for many. This means it can result in all kinds of awkward scenarios. Awkward scenarios though can be very funny to recollect on.
As a result, I suspect there are some great stories out there that need to be told by PE members. Have a laugh at yourself and share what amusing/ embarrassing moments have taken place as a result of your twisted obsession with your D!

[TheDominantAlpha]

I'll go first.
My partner is a big fan of meditation and has been trying to get me to do it for a long time now. Let's just say I'm not the "meditation type". I always need to be working on something, and struggle to just relax. Anyway, after much nagging on her behalf, I eventually gave in and said I'd join her for a session at home -- on one condition. That I'm allowed to PE simultaneously (She knows all about my PE shenanigans). She reluctantly agrees as she knows that's the only way to rope me in.


So here we are one evening in our living room. She's set up the whole space for that "authentic meditation atmosphere". The lights have been dimmed, scented candles have been lit, calming music is playing in the background etc. She is sitting cross-legged on her yoga mat as she waits on me. So here I come in with a high stool and my hanger and numerous weighted disks (like big metal washers). She looks at me unimpressed as I place my stool right beside her, whip off my pants connect my hanger to my D, add all the weighted disks and plonk myself on the stool so the hanger points down between my legs.
My partner asks in a somewhat irritated tone "Ready..?". Me "Yup!"
She then puts on a meditation audio lesson where we have an instructor telling us what to do. Soon we're both with our eyes shut dreaming of floating through the sky like there is no gravity around us. A good amount of time has past when all of a sudden I realize gravity is still very much present. With my eyes still shut, I can feel my Vac hanger slowly starting to lose grip and begin to incrementally slide down my D. I'm unsure if I should open my eyes to take a look, but know if my partner sees or hears that I'm fiddling with my device she'd get very annoyed that I'm not focused. She'd gone to allot of effort to set up this peaceful environment for us. I decided to take the risk and just hope the device holds on. At points I think 'thank God it's stopped moving now, it should be okay for the rest of the session'. But, just my luck, all of a sudden without warning the whole thing detaches.
I know it's too late to do anything but accept my fate.
The device with its 8 or so weighted disks falls from the high stool where I sat and crashes down on our hardwood floors like a small explosion just went off in the most peaceful environment possible. With my eyes still shut I hear the disks as the disperse across the room smashing into anything in their path, essentially sending secondary shock waves across the room.
I knew this wasn't going to be pretty. My ears were ringing from where I sat, I couldn't imagine what it was like being down at ground zero.
But for some ignorant stupid reason as I still sat there with my eyes shut, I thought to myself, 'possibly, just possibly she is in such a deep and spiritual mindset that she might not have even been aware of what just happened'.
I slowly begin to open my eye closest to her to find her glaring up at me with a look I can only describe as "You're a dead man."


That was the first and last time I joined my partner for a meditation session. For some reason, I was never invited back after that. So all in all, it wasn't a complete loss

[habban]

Some weeks ago i forgot my bathmate in the shower and i had a friend over which walked in to the bathroom to pee and i think he saw the bathmate, so i told about it. For me not that embarassing because i'm very open minded.

My dad has also been to my place and accidentically saw a cock ring somewhere. Also there is a warderobe i open to get cloths were some friends has seen measuring tapes, oils and rulers, i guess it makes people wonder

But as i said, i'm open minded and can very easily let people in to my private life, i have nothing to hide. Why hide stuffs? It's not the kindergarden anymore where you get bullied. I once was a bully in my younger ages so i know how to handle them, just show that you couldn't care less and be proud of what you are doing, and just take everything he says like opinions from a guy that has no meaning to what he says, he obviously have more problems than you, like family issues or something similar. He is more sensitive than you.