Would you suck your own dick if you could?

I tried, but I am too long waisted. He, he, he. I can't imagine it being as pleasurable as having someone else suck it.

I'd rather drink rum while she sucks my own dick.

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Originally Posted by Jay1983

I'd rather drink rum while she sucks my own dick.

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RUR\


Rum and coca--cola, (suck it, baby) la, da, de, da, de, da... ..Oh, yeah!! :common001::yahoo::faint::zonked::rapture:

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Originally Posted by Michael3000

Admit it you just don't like blowjobs.

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Haha, wayyyyyyy too much do I love blowjobs...too much more than sex than I like to admit (I had oral months after already having P-in-V sex, so there was perhaps a hiaerchy of sorts taking place). It's probably most of why I wouldn't want to do that to myself, if I could. The blowjob is simply the pinnacle for me, and it requires a girl. Also, you'd have to be super flexible to self-fellate AND have it be even remotely relaxing... That's the other thing - I like to be able to inhale and exhale calmly, freely...when I masturbate.

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Originally Posted by Hydeaway85

Edit: Maybe a lot of guys who answer "Yes" are gay or bisexual... *shrug* As a straight guy, I think that me having my mouth on a dick, even as it'd be my dick, is as much of an issue for me as it is simply 'de-specializing' the act of having a mouth on my dick at all.

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Perhaps some are gay or bisexual but I would venture to say that most are not. I am as straight as they come as are my other married friends that I have had this discussion with. If we were able to suck our own dick it is no different from using your hand to jack with. It is YOUR OWN dick. Masturbation is masturbation. The question is "would you suck your own dick if you could?" not "would you suck your own dick or someone elses" .[/QUOTE]

I understand your logic ('I use my hand, so why not my mouth, if I could'), I just have a barrier about it in my head. I have gotten a lot of head in my years, and I just cringe thinking about even wanting to take her place in that act. I feel sad AF just envisioning it. LOL

I feel sad AF just envisioning it. LOL[/QUOTE]
When ever you go to a funeral and feel like not crying, just envision sucking your cock.

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Originally Posted by Michael3000

I feel sad AF just envisioning it. LOL

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When ever you go to a funeral and feel like not crying, just envision sucking your cock.[/QUOTE]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wow 79% Yes or would if they could.

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Originally Posted by Hydeaway85

Wow 79% Yes or would if they could.

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Yep. A lot of guys like me have had blow jobs but never allowed to finish. Of course if I stop early she gets pissed.

I would never leave the house.

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Originally Posted by Jay1983

I would never leave the house.

:peep:

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Why not? Have tongue , will travel.