Pre-historic Journal

[neandertal]

Hiho! Neandertal here. This is the first entry of what might become my official PE journal. That's a very relative term - official - because I really don't keep any other journals myself. Ergo, I might take it forward for good, or like my lastest blog, just leave it to rot. Let's hope it's not the latter, right?

I already presented myself at the "present yourself thread" but it does not hurt to pick somethings up from there and add here knowing that no one that reads this has been obligatted to read my former presentation.

Getting on with it, I'm 19, 6-foot tall, almost 170lb, gay, white, 6"x5" BP. Another interesting aspect is that I'm not newbie to PE: I had started newbie routine (from somewhere else) at sept 11th 2008. Dread coincidence, right? Having this in mind, I started with 5.2"x4.6".

With all being said, Time to wrap up the First Entry.

IK

PS: Should this thread be on the wrong forum, I'd humbly ask a mod to move it.
PPS: SpelChek(tm) isn't working, as it seems...

[neandertal]

Immediately following the first one, I hereby come to explain my current routine and describe today's session.

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Latelly (since december's last week) I've been working with JAIs, Jelqs and Ulis.

First starting by stretching (JAI) 70x forward, left, up, right, down. that would consume about 2min per set per direction. I do 3 sets per direction, ergo, almost 15min of JAIs.

Secondly I take 15min of high intensity Jelq and within the session, every 5 min, I do 1min Uli.

The schedule is, regularly, 3x1 (workxrest).

Weekends impose some troubles.

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That was exactly what I did today. Felt a great Uli expansion and JAI extension. Apart from that I still couldn't finish building my ADS. You have no idea how impossibly hard it is to sew through Velcro... Perhaps tomorrow I'll finish the side stiches and then monday the EVA ones'.

IK

[neandertal]

Too bad!! Neandertal coulnd't finish his ADS yet!! Can you believe it?! Time is getting short now, for some reason. So short I didn't post anymore.

And I have something to say here: these past days I didn't PE at all. Very sad... The reason is that I decided to rebel against the bruises I get from my pubic hair when dry-jelqing. They're serious stuff!! Keep aching for hours!

Ok, I might take in the argument that a bigger pecker is worth some scratches... But I came up with a (not so much) revolutionary solution!! hahhaha Call me crazy but I'm pulling each and everyone of my pubic hair strings (one by one) huhuh. It hurts like hell in the beggining, but now im getting used to it. And because it's a very dificult job, it's taking some days... so far I believe 15 days. But I'll be done with it soon enought.

Till there, no PE...

[Banana]

Wow you sure are crazy about pulling your pubic hair. If you search on google there are shaving guides about lotions to use to prevent rashes, why don't you try that before going for radical solutions?

[neandertal]

These past few days went without action. The problem is I do not have a clear perspective on when I will be able to take back the regular routine. And as time passes by, my gains are gradually lost but it is the price I am willing to pay in order to avoid those regular bruises. I believe that by now I am about 25% done. My only concern is that the back part is a lot more hairy, ergo might take a little (actually a lot) more time than the rest.

Right now I hope that I will be able to finish this painful job in about seven to ten days. But as previously stated, such prediction is very subjective.

At first I had the intention to pull every single string (if such word " string" applies correctly) standing on the whereabouts of my "pole", but the primary result was not satisfying, this way attention was focused onto a donnut-like area surrounding the shaft base. Current results have shown themselves very satisfying so far.

This text was written during Friday February the second, 2009, and only published on 02/09/09 due to connection issues.

[neandertal]

Banana, I understand the bad image such thing might produce when you read the text I wrote hehehe I realize there are many ways around my choice but 1) it was the most incognito way I found, 2) (and perhaps the prevalent reason) I don't have the balls to get less then 10 inches away from my balls (redundant? nah... paradox? perhaps...) with anything that actually cuts - aka straight razor or anything alike.

Well, retaking the journal: I have, after some thought, realized that there was no reason to stop the JAIs. I'm not craving for girth as much as for length, but this is no reason to forget the Jelqs and ULIs. The bottom line is things are going slow, sadly.

IK

[neandertal]

aff... Days are getting shorter and that's not only due to the end of Daylight Savings Time. For all my personal life is changing now and I'm still trying to restabilish order.

I am somehow havin a hard time to PE because of this anxiety that is building up through these changes and then my PI are falling down the ranks. Not only I haven't had sex in... (checking what day is today... oh!) 5 months and 5 days!! ARGH! Then you can't (or perhaps a few of you can...) understand how horny I am!!

(NOTE> I am using horny as if it represented a sexual hunger. I don't know for sure if such use is possible, thus here I am explaining.)

Maybe in a week time thigs will come together and PE will get to it's full potential for me again XD

IK

[neandertal]

Long time no see, but now I am back. The past few days had some serious action! XD I kept doing my 70s streches (2 sets and 5 directions) along with 5 1min ULIs.

the Jelqs, though, are not so atractive to me. I just don't like doing them. I know that maybe here a year I'll regret it, but for now I'll keep my stand.

News are that I started some nice balooning and lots of kegels throughout the day.

Some even cooler news is that from my last check I might have grown another 0.5cm, but it is just a rought estimative since there's no rulers nearby T_T. That I'll leave pending confirmation XD.

IK!

[Banana]

Hey neandertal I'm glad you're gaining, you should definitely get a ruler to make sure things are working and you are in fact gaining.

I moved this thread to the Progress Log section since this is where it is supposed to be.

[Scipio]

Hahaha, I love it! 15 days estimated to pull out your pubic hair, that must be the best intro to a progress log I've read in months