Pre-historic Journal

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Hiho! Neandertal here. This is the first entry of what might become my official PE journal. That's a very relative term - official - because I really don't keep any other journals myself. Ergo, I might take it forward for good, or like my lastest blog, just leave it to rot. Let's hope it's not the latter, right?

I already presented myself at the "present yourself thread" but it does not hurt to pick somethings up from there and add here knowing that no one that reads this has been obligatted to read my former presentation.

Getting on with it, I'm 19, 6-foot tall, almost 170lb, gay, white, 6"x5" BP. Another interesting aspect is that I'm not newbie to PE: I had started newbie routine (from somewhere else) at sept 11th 2008. Dread coincidence, right? Having this in mind, I started with 5.2"x4.6".

With all being said, Time to wrap up the First Entry.

IK

PS: Should this thread be on the wrong forum, I'd humbly ask a mod to move it.
PPS: SpelChek(tm) isn't working, as it seems...

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Second Entry

Immediately following the first one, I hereby come to explain my current routine and describe today's session.

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Latelly (since december's last week) I've been working with JAIs, Jelqs and Ulis.

First starting by stretching (JAI) 70x forward, left, up, right, down. that would consume about 2min per set per direction. I do 3 sets per direction, ergo, almost 15min of JAIs.

Secondly I take 15min of high intensity Jelq and within the session, every 5 min, I do 1min Uli.

The schedule is, regularly, 3x1 (workxrest).

Weekends impose some troubles.

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That was exactly what I did today. Felt a great Uli expansion and JAI extension. Apart from that I still couldn't finish building my ADS. You have no idea how impossibly hard it is to sew through Velcro... Perhaps tomorrow I'll finish the side stiches and then monday the EVA ones'.

IK

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Third Entry

Too bad!! Neandertal coulnd't finish his ADS yet!! Can you believe it?! Time is getting short now, for some reason. So short I didn't post anymore.

And I have something to say here: these past days I didn't PE at all. Very sad... The reason is that I decided to rebel against the bruises I get from my pubic hair when dry-jelqing. They're serious stuff!! Keep aching for hours!

Ok, I might take in the argument that a bigger pecker is worth some scratches... But I came up with a (not so much) revolutionary solution!! hahhaha Call me crazy but I'm pulling each and everyone of my pubic hair strings (one by one) huhuh. It hurts like hell in the beggining, but now im getting used to it. And because it's a very dificult job, it's taking some days... so far I believe 15 days. But I'll be done with it soon enought.

Till there, no PE...

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Wow you sure are crazy about pulling your pubic hair. If you search on google there are shaving guides about lotions to use to prevent rashes, why don't you try that before going for radical solutions?

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Fourth Entry

These past few days went without action. The problem is I do not have a clear perspective on when I will be able to take back the regular routine. And as time passes by, my gains are gradually lost but it is the price I am willing to pay in order to avoid those regular bruises. I believe that by now I am about 25% done. My only concern is that the back part is a lot more hairy, ergo might take a little (actually a lot) more time than the rest.

Right now I hope that I will be able to finish this painful job in about seven to ten days. But as previously stated, such prediction is very subjective.

At first I had the intention to pull every single string (if such word " string" applies correctly) standing on the whereabouts of my "pole", but the primary result was not satisfying, this way attention was focused onto a donnut-like area surrounding the shaft base. Current results have shown themselves very satisfying so far.

This text was written during Friday February the second, 2009, and only published on 02/09/09 due to connection issues.

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Fifth Entry

Banana, I understand the bad image such thing might produce when you read the text I wrote hehehe I realize there are many ways around my choice but 1) it was the most incognito way I found, 2) (and perhaps the prevalent reason) I don't have the balls to get less then 10 inches away from my balls (redundant? nah... paradox? perhaps...) with anything that actually cuts - aka straight razor or anything alike.

Well, retaking the journal: I have, after some thought, realized that there was no reason to stop the JAIs. I'm not craving for girth as much as for length, but this is no reason to forget the Jelqs and ULIs. The bottom line is things are going slow, sadly.

IK

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Sixth Entry

aff... Days are getting shorter and that's not only due to the end of Daylight Savings Time. For all my personal life is changing now and I'm still trying to restabilish order.

I am somehow havin a hard time to PE because of this anxiety that is building up through these changes and then my PI are falling down the ranks. Not only I haven't had sex in... (checking what day is today... oh!) 5 months and 5 days!! ARGH! Then you can't (or perhaps a few of you can...) understand how horny I am!!

(NOTE> I am using horny as if it represented a sexual hunger. I don't know for sure if such use is possible, thus here I am explaining.)

Maybe in a week time thigs will come together and PE will get to it's full potential for me again XD

IK

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Seventh entry

Long time no see, but now I am back. The past few days had some serious action! XD I kept doing my 70s streches (2 sets and 5 directions) along with 5 1min ULIs.

the Jelqs, though, are not so atractive to me. I just don't like doing them. I know that maybe here a year I'll regret it, but for now I'll keep my stand.

News are that I started some nice balooning and lots of kegels throughout the day.

Some even cooler news is that from my last check I might have grown another 0.5cm, but it is just a rought estimative since there's no rulers nearby T_T. That I'll leave pending confirmation XD.

IK!

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Hey neandertal I'm glad you're gaining, you should definitely get a ruler to make sure things are working and you are in fact gaining.

I moved this thread to the Progress Log section since this is where it is supposed to be.

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Hahaha, I love it! 15 days estimated to pull out your pubic hair, that must be the best intro to a progress log I've read in months

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Neandertal, I have been shaving for going on 4 years now. Its really not that bad, but you do need to be careful and take your time when you start out.

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Eighth Entry

Good day, fellow growers!!

Starting, obviously, thanking Banana for moving my thread, Scipio for the compliment and ksutroubleii (jeez... spelled correctly?) for the advice. But... I think I shall PM ksu for some more info in shaving, although the idea does not appeal me so much.

Second XD I think I havent said, but I am now a 6,2"BPEL person XDXDXD. Every thousandth of milimiter is cherished XD. Over EG, no changes... 5,0".

I am keeping that JAIxStretchxULI routine and feling very happy with it. Just a little disappointed that I couldn't finish my ADS. Too much work for too little time. And also, I hadn't given up finding Cable Clamps here in Brazil. I don't have means to buy it from their e-store because I don't live by myself and other issues.

But I bet it's impossible not to find them here in Sao Paulo. Wish me luck!

IK!

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Ninth(?) Entry

Despite my clear difficulty to spell the ordinal number equivalent to the cardinal 9, and if anyone knows how to do so please tell me, I have, as usual, a few things to say. Not so recently, I have discovered a new exercise: the Fowfers (perhaps not precisely spelled either).

Sadly, I haven't had the chance to test it successfully. Not due to lack of anything except time, I say. Also, very sadly as well, my time for PE has shrunk in the same proportion. But it has not stopped completely.

To finish this short entry, I am going to brag myself about the incredible job I performed while pulling each and every one of my pubic hair strings around my thingy. It was a very hard job for me, but I vanquished the Titan and now once a week perform a maintenance pulling session. It doesn't even hurt anymore, nor it gets red or sore.

I am sincerely hoping that as time goes by many of the strings will weaken and cease growing. Does anyone think or believe that such is a possibility?

IK!

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Tenth Entry

Interesting is the fact that I can only write an entry after a gazzillion years…

As the tradition demands, my time dedicated to PE is short. Funnily, as short as my thingy, I would say. This way, I have not been able to work out as much as I would have liked to. Still so, I have done it, but just a little. I believe that what helped me the most were the fowfers.

The problem is I think I am doing something wrong because up to what I knew this exercise shouldn't be engourging my erect penis, at least not as much. My eye-o-matic-meter is pointing towards almost 1 cm gain in girth.

Besides that, they expected collateral effect, bigger flaccid dong, is developing smoothly. Having nothing more to say, I shall end here.

IK!

PS: whenever imprecision my eye-o-matic-meter may have left behind, my hand-o-matic-meter is surely to have confirmed. Sadly, I could not have had it measured through someone's ass-o-matic-meter, but that is already off topic.

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Eleventh Entry

Just wondering how great life can be. Today my parents came over to visit me and we spent some great quality time. Back then, when we were living together, life was troublesome. I realize that such is not a big surprise to most of you, but please understand that my life is just beginning. It is rather amazing the way a few of our expectations match the reality we find ourselves drowned in.

I know that the previous paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with penis enlargement, which is the central idea of this whole forum. But still it is very nice to write down some of my epifannies (although I am not really writing anything, nor typing… I am actually talking to the computer and it is writing it for me).
More related to the subject of the forums... I was here doing nothing while talking like a big oaf to the even more stupid computer when I realised that these tedious moments are so great for stretches XD. A little better and my little boy here would fall from it's spot.

Ending the post now because I intend to see a little porn to get a great huge hardon and do some clampings XD. Oh! That's right! I do not think I mentioned before that I found a great way to clamp while I can't get those little devils delivered to my house (lack of money, mostly... I mean fisical, non-bank-related greenies that leave traces on my bank account records for someone to see and question): I am using sneakers cords!

Very ugly solution, but very well conceived, I guess. I get a armband around my thingy to prevent skin injuries and do a lasso (first casting stich for knitting... google it and try VideoJug.com) to trap the blood flow. For the past few days I have experienced some serious engorgements! All that, of course allied with some donnut effect and the nicest fowfer's ever.

Well, time to get it done!

IK!