Captain's Log

[Stretch Armsdong]

Hello everyone, or perhaps just me.

I'm not sure exactly how the progress forum works but I've been doing this PE thing for a couple of weeks now and I suppose I better get moving on the whole progress tracking portion of it.

I took a somewhat botched measurement on my first day Friday, June 20th 2014 using a chopstick and a pen.

The results are as follows:
DATE: 6-20-2014
BPEL: 6 1/2
NBPEL: 5 3/4
EPG: 4 1/2

I'm gonna go ahead and get another measurement tomorrow to see if anything has happened in the past couple weeks. I can say this, My mid-day erection frequency has increased (for better or worse), and my flaccid hang definitely seems to have improved. It's like I'm sporting a semi throughout a lot of the day. Sometimes it's a little bothersome because I think people can see it bouncing around in my dress pants but I have to admit that this amuses me from time to time too.

Oh, I almost forgot goals (not sure if these are realistic or not but I think they are)
Short-term: 7 inch NBPEL for new years
Long-term: 8x6 for the following new years

See you tomorrow with some new measurements.

[Stretch Armsdong]

A day late. (yesterday my girlfriend came over and all penis-related activity was focused around that visit)
EQ gets a full 5 stars

Ok. So, measurements:
Date: July 3rd 2014
NBPEL: 5 5/8
PBEL: 6 9/16

looks like putting on some weight damaged my NBPEL. can't help it though, I'm on a quest to get heavier, I guess I'll try to eat a little cleaner. On the upside, I'm feeling as strong and healthy as ever in all aspects of my fitness. See you in two weeks.

[Stretch Armsdong]

Happy birthday everyone! I just measured up my pants lance, and as I suspected, It's ALIVE!

Date: July, 30 2014
NBPEL: 6.25"
BPEL: 6 7/8

I really need to get a tape measure for girth.

But, whatever! It's getting bigger!


Cheer to all my fellow PEers. May your schlongs ring the deep spot like the monks ring the gongs.

Love, Stretch