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So, it's been a while and I don't have an issue getting anal from my wife when I want it. Granted, it's when she's also in the mood. However, my ex from several years ago and I were having sex once. I was 'spooning' her from behind and at the pace of a chimp in heat. Suddenly, I manage to pull out just far enough and go back in. Unbeknownst to me until I hear "Aaaaaaaah, what the hell!?! Pull out, pull out!!!" I'd accidentally gone in the wrong door. I guess in the heat of the moment we were both so relaxed it just happened. Anyone have a similar story?
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I went in the back door once, got home from deployment and the ex was piss drunk that night, we went clubbing then to a hotel room. She was talking pornstar dirty smack and from doggy I asked can I do what I have wanted too, she said yes. I had never entered the booty door before. I just pulled out and then dove in, squrted up the bed like a bullet and started crying, I felt bad. She never tried it againGoing an inch and 1/2 deeper than before -
I had myself one of those accidental moments. Was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. All of a sudden my gf at the time literally jumps 6' across the room and started screaming "what the fuck?". Never seen her move so fast in my life before.Comment
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The wife has let me o it a few times. But once we were going at it fast and hard with her legs over my shoulders. I pulled out a bit to far and rammed it in the back door.
now she will never put her legs over my shoulders again. It really sucks because that is the best.
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Nope, can't say I do..........I'm pussy only..........but I can imagine having that thing drilled into her tail end at lightning speed would freakin' hurt......Originally posted by malehanger View PostIt's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)Comment
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I know in my case I thought she was fully aware and when I went to go in I guess from all the action and us both being wasted it just sort of went in easier than i thout it would, i acyually did not mean to enter in that fashion and then all of a sudden it was like whoop, there it is and I felt pretty damn low for a while.Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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Why would you feel low?Originally posted by BigO View PostIt's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)Comment
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I have never had anal
Even accidentally. I'm too big for it to just pop in without invitation.
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What are you trying to say?lolOriginally posted by Toadstool View PostI have never had anal Even accidentally. I'm too big for it to just pop in without invitation.Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than beforeComment
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http://forums.probetalk.com/images/s...on_ohsnap2.gifOriginally posted by BigO View Post
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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my ex used to enjoy anal, well, untill i gained some extra size anyway lol.... i tried several times to get her to take it after i gained my size, but she always refused...When your the inventor of the three "ooks" you just know you got it going on...
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WOW, just when I thought this thread was dead
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I've only entered the wifes ass accidentally once, it was when we were young, she was on top and riding away then she started moving up and down my whole shaft but then she knelt up really quick wincing and saying ah ah. I said whats wrong ? She said it just went in my ass, i just laughed and 5 seconds later she said it's gone (the pain) and we resumed.
These days she loves anal play and doesn't wince anymore
Starting (Feb 2012)
BPEL: 6.5"
MEG: 5.25"
June 21st
BPEL: 7"
MEG: 5.75"
FL: 4.5"
FG: 5"Comment
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Tried once or twice and she said no way! Wouldn't fit very well anyway.
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I never tried anal. I havent really though about it too. However, I saw a film about porn accidents during filming a few years ago and I remember I saw that kind of accident too. Girl on top, going wild. During a thrust she gets way too up and the penis exits her. She was going too fast and hard so she didnt notice it I guess and slammed on the penis again. Unfortunately it went into her ass and ALL the way in. I remember she screamed painfully and started crying. They immediately rushed on her and tried to lift her slowly as she couldnt move. The guy was also shocked and tried to help her up too. Eventually they lifted her. She coulnt stand up and walk after this. I wish something like that never happens to me. :/The best sound in the whole world is my wife.... having an orgasm!!!!Comment
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