Member of the Month-Jan 2014

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Gee it's the end of the month already? Kind of flew by. January is a sucky month; I always hated it. January meant that Christmas was over, you had to go back to school, it was cold, by the time you got home and did your homework it was dark so you couldn't go out and play. Nothing good ever seemed to happen in January; oh well.

Well now that I have gotten older January still sucks but their is one bright spot. Yup it's the member of the month award. Now that make me happy. Since this a brand new year and most of you guys were getting tired hearing me whine about not winning I have promised to not complain anymore about not winning. Besides I have my eyes set on winning a different as yet unknown award that I will win as soon as I make it up. But hey this is not about me is it? Well it's not supposed to be but somehow I always seem to make it about me.

Okay so enough about me; let's announce the winner. So let's give it up, yes even your virginity if you still have it ( gee I wonder where mine went) to the newest member of the month Dick Whammy!

[anonymity Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close anonymity]

Yaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Congrats DW!!!!!

Well deserved!

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Nice job Dick Whammy!

What are your criterias that you use for naming someone member of the month?

[Glamissand1 Senior Member Member of the Month March 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close Glamissand1]

HAZA!!!! Dick Whammy!

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Nice job Dick Whammy!

What are your criterias that you use for naming someone member of the month?

Cash or American Express but soon I will be able to accept Visa and Mastercard.

[someone_like_u Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close someone_like_u]

no whammy, no whammy, Dick Whammy!!!!!! Cool beans. I think you're a great guy and member here, much deserved

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

Well done dickwhammy,you are a great member and funny guy

[Steneo Senior MemberPEGym Hero Member of the Month Dec 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close Steneo]

All hail the king of the random device turned into PE tool! Congrats DW

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

Holy Armadillo Batman!!! LOL

There was once a man from Nantucket who had a...... Ooops,,,,,wrong speech!!

Calm down Whammy,,,,,,deep breaths,,,,,,,,one-two-three-four


Well this was a big big surprise!!! I had just gotten a Message from Purpleones thanking or congratulating,,,,,,and I'm thinking,,,,,okay, I probably gave him a REP recently. Low and behold, it was a congrats to ME!! I REALLY wanna thank everyone- EVERYONE, and I'm thinking that with a SHOUT!!!! I'm really proud to be MOTM,,,,,and more important,,,,,I'm proud and totally blown away that the deciding members have deemed me worthy to be MOTM. I really can't remember when I've had so many good friends,,,,,and believe me- the fact that we don't meet every Wednesday in TPW's livingroom for tea and crumpets doesn't make a difference at all!! (I don't even know if I like cumpets??)

You guys are all great, I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times more....but it's true!!! I can't wait to tell MsWhammy. She's a bit shy to be a member, but she loves to listen and read what goes on in my PE world. In a sense, I feel like I'm on a Dean Martin Roast.....so feel free to slam and bam me,,,,,,it will just give me all the reason more to reply and come up with funny stuff all day long..........I will get the hint when the thread gets closed though!! LOL

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[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

See, we take this stuff seriously: I just texted MsWhammy, and she texted back: and I quote:

HER: Celebrating

ME: YAY!

HER: With Dinner Tonight

ME: Burgers for everyone!

HER: And after dinner

It stopped there! Either I gotta figure it out, or she got caught texting. Now what could it be,,,,,,an all expense paid trip to HOME DEPOT!!!! (nah, don't need anything) Maybe a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond, to scope out new and promising PE tools!!!! YES!!!!

[MrB8 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close MrB8]

Congratulations Dick Whammy!! Well deserved man!!

[TheBloodVessel Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TheBloodVessel]

Congrats Dad...
You truly are the master at turning regular household items into penis devices. Keep up the good work.

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

Congrats Dad...
You truly are the master at turning regular household items into penis devices. Keep up the good work.

Thanks My Son! You are a good man and a GREAT computer technician!!

[Steneo Senior MemberPEGym Hero Member of the Month Dec 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close Steneo]

Congrats Dad...
You truly are the master at turning regular household items into penis devices. Keep up the good work.

Well this is interesting, welcome to you!!

[PurpleOnes Senior Member Member of the Month June 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close PurpleOnes]

Cash or American Express but soon I will be able to accept Visa and Mastercard.

Where can I add my payment then?