Mid-Life Crisis

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Was out and about with the wife today, when we came upon and passed a little Mercedes sport's car. As we passed the car we noted that the driver was a balding older white guy and I said that he was "having his mid-life crisis". Older dude buy sports car to compensate for other things....

My wife turns to me and says "You're the one with the mid-life crisis", I said "what are you talking about?" She said that "you have been obsessed with your dick lately!...that is your mid-life crisis". I kind of slouched my head a bit expecting to get the lecture (you know the one guys) and then she said this - "I am also having a mid-life crisis. Fortunately for you, I am also obsessing over your dick so we make a good team!" She spent the rest of the outing telling me her plans on how she was gong to use my dick. I love that woman....

[WIItard Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close WIItard]

Lots of those guys could afford those cars in their younger years so...... I wouldn't call it a crisis.

[Hiplainsdrifter Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hiplainsdrifter]

It really aggravates me when people say I'm having a mid life crisis. I love fast cars.....buying another Cobra within the next year. I didn't have enough money to buy one when I was younger. I also got into shape....I hit the gym hard. I didn't have the discipline when I was younger. I also want a bigger, stronger dick as I get older. Again, I didn't have the discipline to do PE when I was younger.

So, I'm enjoying myself and I feel much better about myself. No mid- life here....I'm 50 and just want enjoy the years I have left.

[closed291 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Member of the Month June 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close closed291]

So awesome, ZZ!

As I read your post, I was thinking that when your wife was talking about you obsessing over your penis that you were going to be in for Leisure (insert number here). I am glad that she turn this into a positive!

P.S. I'm 44.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

So awesome, ZZ!

As I read your post, I was thinking that when your wife was talking about you obsessing over your penis that you were going to be in for Leisure (insert number here). I am glad that she turn this into a positive!

P.S. I'm 44.

I assume you meant Lecture (not leisure) above - LOL Yes, for a brief moment, my heart sank and the little voice inside my head said "here we go". But what I love is that she can be just as snarky as I can and this one came out of left field and gave me a big warm and fuzzy. Is it wrong that she reached over when she said it and grabbed my crotch?

[closed291 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Member of the Month June 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close closed291]

I assume you meant Lecture (not leisure) above - LOL Yes, for a brief moment, my heart sank and the little voice inside my head said "here we go". But what I love is that she can be just as snarky as I can and this one came out of left field and gave me a big warm and fuzzy. Is it wrong that she reached over when she said it and grabbed my crotch?

Whoops re: Leisure...LOL!

Re: the crotch grab...no way! That's the wife privilege! Besides, happy wife leads to happy life.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Whoops re: Leisure...LOL!

Re: the crotch grab...no way! That's the wife privilege! Besides, happy wife leads to happy life.

Yeah, she was working it with the crotch grab. Want to guess who was in charge at that moment? Here is a secret about me, if you want my attention and approval on anything,..... well, my wife knows how to extract information.

[ProjectMagnum Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ProjectMagnum]

If that's not a confidence booster, I don't know what is. Was your wife always accepting of the idea of PE? I am single now and just getting into it, but I feel as I progress, I will gain results. If I end up getting into a relationship, and my partner realizes I'm growing, I hope I'd be comfortable enough to explain it. Hopefully she'll be an understanding person.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

If that's not a confidence booster, I don't know what is. Was your wife always accepting of the idea of PE? I am single now and just getting into it, but I feel as I progress, I will gain results. If I end up getting into a relationship, and my partner realizes I'm growing, I hope I'd be comfortable enough to explain it. Hopefully she'll be an understanding person.

Hey Magnum - when you are married for 21 years and together for 29 years, there are few secrets that you can hide. I'm just fired up that we are as frisky now as we ever have been. She is my wife and my best friend - as it should be for all. PE is definitely helping to keep everything it tune and working properly.

[dmizzle Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close dmizzle]

I love when a woman says that kind of stuff. Unfortunately its not very common. When you have a woman like that, she is a keeper. Next time you should hint at some road head. Thats the icing on the cake.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

I love when a woman says that kind of stuff. Unfortunately its not very common. When you have a woman like that, she is a keeper. Next time you should hint at some road head. Thats the icing on the cake.

Who says that wasn't discussed? After all, she did spend the rest of the outing teasing.

[Gregory Peckary Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Gregory Peckary]

I call it mid-life awesomeness - dont let anyone call the best time of your life a crisis. Yes I am balding and I have a bad ass sports car. And any one who calls that a crisis is jeleous hater. Plus I can always wear a cap and cover my baldspot. Funny how women get all bent out of shape when a man blossoms in his greatness, or listens to ZZTop, and call that a crisis. pathetic

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

I call it mid-life awesomeness - dont let anyone call the best time of your life a crisis. Yes I am balding and I have a bad ass sports car. And any one who calls that a crisis is jeleous hater. Plus I can always wear a cap and cover my baldspot. Funny how women get all bent out of shape when a man blossoms in his greatness, or listens to ZZTop, and call that a crisis. pathetic

So that WAS you, lol - BTW I caught you driving and texting on your cell phone.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Apparently, Mr. Peckary did not get the tongue in cheek part of the thread. That I was initially being silly and sarcastic, then my wife totally rocked it.

[Sir_Laid_A_Lot Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Sir_Laid_A_Lot]

It really aggravates me when people say I'm having a mid life crisis. I love fast cars.....buying another Cobra within the next year. I didn't have enough money to buy one when I was younger. I also got into shape....I hit the gym hard. I didn't have the discipline when I was younger. I also want a bigger, stronger dick as I get older. Again, I didn't have the discipline to do PE when I was younger.

So, I'm enjoying myself and I feel much better about myself. No mid- life here....I'm 50 and just want enjoy the years I have left.

Great attitude towards life !!!!!!!