Now at 7.5" Mid-shaft Girth

[benschmidt]

In all seriousness, I believe this thing may prevent OP from some sports.

Cross country I imagine is definitely out. Swimming he might have some extra drag from that anchor. It may give him an advantage in wrestling, though. I don't think any of his opponents would be able to focus. Reminds of the the old plan they had in WW2 to drop care packages for soldiers behind enemy lines with all the normal essentials, but also with condoms labelled regular size that were monstrous, just to demoralize the enemy troops that would inevitably find these. They never went through with it, but the idea of getting in their head that Americans must all have giant dongs could have proven at least somewhat effective.

[theGOAT]

Hahahaha what a sneaky plan in ww2.
I think every contact sport is out of a question, because he will get hit in the dick more often.