Actually I permanently nicknamed mine myself (well truthfully, a chick who was an English Lit major I fawked in college did), ...but I liked it so well I've shared it with females I date ever since, and it "stuck"! Mine's named "Wadsworth"....because he's such a "Longfellow"!...catchy, eh?
Well my first love was called Jonathan or Jon he got a lot.
So I called his penis...... now wait for it...... It's so original.....
Little Johnny
Because he was compared to Jonathan who was 6f 4 tall.
Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.
So my next love I named his Willy a play on his name.
He was called Dean Rice so I named his Dr Ice. He liked that name far better than I did.
Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.
A "Joey" is a baby male Kangaroo (FYI)...You might suffer some embarrassment in Ausssieland; on the other hand, if you're a "Bed-hopper", it might fit! Just run with it, man!
Ive only slept with one woman. She called it '' like a really long stick '' wtf is that supposed to mean lol. My girth is pathetic at 4.5 inches tho DD
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