If you were my guitar, I’d hit your G string all night!

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder…
Pick up lines ... Rude, Dirty And Cheesy

RUDE pick up lines contain some or all of the following elements: put downs, disrespect or demeaning name calling.There is little to no humor involved, and often it accuses the girl of wanting to get sexual with the guy straight away. They are blunt.
“You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.”

DIRTY pick up lines that contain sexual innuendos you are basically telling the girl that you think she is very easy. They can be pretty funny and witty. Girls don’t like to talk about sex immediately. Talking about or bringing up the subject of sex right away just gets her on the defensive and thinking you are sleazy.
"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a foot-long"

CHEESY pick up lines mostly involve sickeningly sweet or romantic, or childish plays on words. in all likelihood she will be amused at how bad your pick up line was. but does not help you to appear attractive to the girl
"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

Pick up lines CAN be hilarious and they do have a place and time but generally they are not good for first approach. .. They can be fun once you know a person and are flirting or after a laugh…

*cheeky smile* "Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place."

[UYN Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UYN]

You sure are witty TTBB This really sounds sarcastic, but I assure I am sincere. This made me giggle a bit

-UYN-

[NP97 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close NP97]

I use pickup lines when I'm already in a relationship. Generally as a joke. She laughs at my silly behavior... and loves that I'm a total goofball.
Tried a pickup line one time for real. Did not work well...

[bobberick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bobberick]

Wanna go get a cheesesteak, then fuck?

...What?! You don't like cheesesteaks?

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

UYN..i am happy you giggled a little .. i was going for something light .. there is a point to it .. but ultimately i wanted to have a giggle

Pickup lines are great when in a relationship .. they can help keep the playful spark going.


*smiles* "Nice pants, can I test the zipper?"

[bobberick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close bobberick]

I told my woman the other day... You must be from the South, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

I got an eyeroll and an "Oh Gawd." Haha

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

HAHA.. eyerolls are not a bad thing in situations like that .. hehehe

[NP97 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close NP97]

Hi! My name is Pogo, wanna hop on my stick?

[wind chill Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close wind chill]

Hi! My name is Pogo, wanna hop on my stick?

lol,this one's bad

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

"You know I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.... just out of curiosity what three things would you bring? "

[RockstarParkingDude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RockstarParkingDude]

My dad owns a quarter of microsoft. so, can i throw it in your ass?

a buddy has a very wealthy father, and actually used this line a lot, got many many slaps. and a few easy girls.

[RockstarParkingDude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RockstarParkingDude]

This was almost reallly embarrassing..... (what?) i almost wore the same dress. (she laughs) and what makes it worse... i'd have looked better in it.

*conditional* can only be used on very pretty girls in cocktail dresses. use this on a girl with even slightly low self esteem and she will be insulted. use properly, and it's pure gold.

[vankush Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close vankush]

How about this for a non-dirty one?

"Do you know how much a polar bear ways?"
"No..."
"Heavy enough to break the ice, I'm ____."

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

Popular lines from the crew of the Phallic Avenger:
"Hey baby, come here often?"
"Um...Scorpio, right?"
"If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"
As you can probably guess, they don't get a lot of shore leave.

Personally, I have much better luck with:
"Yarrr! Hands in th' air everyone! This is a robbery! Now....Stand and Deliver!" (In the right crowd, some one always swoons. Frequently, it's a female!)

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"........lol

I can't imagine ANYONE brave enough to use that....