Largest Dildo you've ever used, or tried to.

[BigNTasty Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BigNTasty]

This thought found its way into my head from the Pornstar Penis thread. I was also lucky enough for a woman to show me one of her massive dildo's and basing it entirely on a visual measurement, looking about 9 inches long, and about 8 inches all the way around (the circumference was pretty hard to guestimate) She told me she couldn't even get it in and there was really no reason to have it.

So my question is, what is the largest sex toy you've ever tried? Have you ever tried to take something that was too large? was there a point past enjoyable? or was a bigger toy pretty much better every time?

[MrsLooking4more Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrsLooking4more]

The biggest toy in my collection right now is a stainless steel monster called the Elevener by Njoy guess why? Yep is eleven inches long it has two ends 1.75 at one end end the size queen size is 2.0 the hubby bought it for me. Do I use the monster? NO. The Mr used it on me once on the small size and not even half way through and it was not comfortable so I asked him to stop (thankfully I was not ball gagged that day). I prefer the Pure wand by the same company or a silicone dildo. I do not like large dildos as they will stretch me and I work hard on the benwa balls to keep it tight for my man. The most comfortable Dildo he has bought me is a silicone one it has 7 inches of insertable length and the girth is tapered 1.5 at the to 1.75 a the base. For me anything bigger than this causes drag. I don't particularly like dildos but he loves using them as part of foreplay for us.

[DaddyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close DaddyDick]

A few years ago my wife surprised me big time! We were playing in bed and she said that she wanted me to be naughty. That is my queue that she wants to be kinky. So, I stopped eating her and went to grab a toy. I asked her on my way, which toy she wanted and her response was to get the first one that I felt. It was dark and she did not want me to turn the light on. So, I reach in and feel a new dildo and at this point I wanted to run and turn on the lights, but I knew that if I did I would ruin the moment. As calmly as I could I walked to the bed and start finishing what I started. I decided that I would have to warm it up because it was a bit cold and placed it next to my leg. After a few turns on the dildo and when she knew it was warm, she asked me to hand it to her.

What she did next really surprised me! She stuck it to the wall, turned around, slid it in, and told me to get in front of her. At this point, I am just doing what I'm told. She was really getting in to this and wanted me to hold it for her while she continued. I thought to myself that this was no big deal! I just leaned forward a bit, reached out my arm, and tried to wrap my fingers around and hold it there for her. After a couple minutes of this, I noticed that she was not giving me decent head, but I noticed that she was doing longer strokes.

At this point, I was like this cannot get any damn hotter. I was wrong! I knew the toy was really long and like super thick and this explained why she was not touching my hand. I guess all of those long strokes did something because eventually she touched my hand a few times. Then she was smacking them hard. Being the good sport that I am I decide to let her know that I am removing some fingers and she needs to be careful not to get hurt. So, I remove one.

Eventually, I removed all but one finger and a thumb. I was probably slowing removing fingers for about 10 minutes. At this point, she is making sounds that I have never heard from any woman. I mean she was like in beast mode or something. About two minutes of those long strokes and she came so hard it looked like a seizure. She even passed out for a couple of minutes. We were done. I did not get up right away and turn on the light, but I did take a few moments to gather myself.

When she woke up she stumbled to the bathroom to get cleaned up. From the bathroom she asked me to bring the toy in so that it could be cleaned-like I would have left it stuck to the wall. I had a hard time getting it to unstick from the wall because it was totally soaked. When I trying to get this thing off the wall I also noticed that the sheets were soaked under the dildo. It was soaked to the point that I was totally happy it was not on my side of the bed. I mean DAMN!

I finally get the dildo off the wall. I brought it to the bathroom and then actually realized how big this thing was. It was huge. I later found out that it was a UR3 John Holmes. Apparently she bought it online and it was delivered when I was not home. Anyhow, that night was unbelievably hot. We tried later to do it, but never was she able to perform like that again.

I have two regrets about that night. The first that the lights were not on and second it was not recorded. With that being said, I will never know how those sheets became so damn soaked. She dripped, that is unlikely because of the girth, or she squirted. Guess I will never know what all happened that night.

[lil-crazy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close lil-crazy]

Oh my! growingmine what was the size of this magic bed wetting wand ?

[DaddyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close DaddyDick]

Oh my! growingmine what was the size of this magic bed wetting wand ?

Insertable length: 10"and Circumference: 8"

[lil-crazy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close lil-crazy]

wow that motivates me a little bit

[BigNTasty Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BigNTasty]

i guess thats the new goal, but 10 x 8

[DaddyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close DaddyDick]

This was a one time performance. She could not do it again.

[MrsLooking4more Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrsLooking4more]

Insertable length: 10"and Circumference: 8"

I don't know which to say WOW or OUCH! LOL So is that your PE goal??

[DaddyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close DaddyDick]

I don't know which to say WOW or OUCH! LOL So is that your PE goal??

Wow and Ouch are both appropriate. That ain't my new goal-never was. She kept hurting herself so she threw it away. I think she had it for a maybe one month. Something must be said for Jose Cuervo!