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Recently on Reddit, a question was posed to the male readers inquiring about their honest first reaction/thought when they saw a vagina in real life for the first time. Here are 12 of the most memorable responses from the more than 6000 (and counting) comments.
1. "Stuck my finger in it, like I was a toddler with a light socket."
2. “Oh my god, I'm a huge fan. I've seen all your movies."
3. "She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15-year-old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end."
4. "First I sniffed it. Then I touched it. Then I probed it with my finger. Then I licked it. And then I put a tracking device on it so it can't get away, and I'll always know how to find it again."
5. "'I hope my boner doesn't show through my scrubs.' Yup, the first time I saw a vagina in real life was on my OB/GYN rotation in medical school."
6. “I got an erection."
7. "'Sweet merciful Christ, it's more beautiful than I imagined.' Followed by me going down on my girlfriend. This happened a month ago. I'm 24."
8."Seemed nice enough. I'd always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn't come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn't disappointed. Wasn't particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations."
9. "I thought to myself, 'Huh... I hoped it would be more arousing in real life,' and that's when I realized I might like men."
10. "To be honest, I acted like I had seen tons before and acted like I wasn't super stoked."
11. "I thought I was messing around with the wrong entrance."
12. "There are so many flaps on this thing."
Honest answers to be sure, but it would be far more interesting to hear what you fine fellas of PEGym would say in response to the same question. So I ask you...
What did you think or do the first time you saw a vagina in real life?
1. "Stuck my finger in it, like I was a toddler with a light socket."
2. “Oh my god, I'm a huge fan. I've seen all your movies."
3. "She pulled her pants down while we were behind a fence in a park during winter. I, being the amazingly intelligent 15-year-old boy that I was, thought that it would be funny to bend down and blow on it. She got really cold and punched me. The end."
4. "First I sniffed it. Then I touched it. Then I probed it with my finger. Then I licked it. And then I put a tracking device on it so it can't get away, and I'll always know how to find it again."
5. "'I hope my boner doesn't show through my scrubs.' Yup, the first time I saw a vagina in real life was on my OB/GYN rotation in medical school."
6. “I got an erection."
7. "'Sweet merciful Christ, it's more beautiful than I imagined.' Followed by me going down on my girlfriend. This happened a month ago. I'm 24."
8."Seemed nice enough. I'd always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn't come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn't disappointed. Wasn't particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations."
9. "I thought to myself, 'Huh... I hoped it would be more arousing in real life,' and that's when I realized I might like men."
10. "To be honest, I acted like I had seen tons before and acted like I wasn't super stoked."
11. "I thought I was messing around with the wrong entrance."
12. "There are so many flaps on this thing."
Honest answers to be sure, but it would be far more interesting to hear what you fine fellas of PEGym would say in response to the same question. So I ask you...
What did you think or do the first time you saw a vagina in real life?
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