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"There's a towel rolled on floor with this blue thing in it...what is that thing?"
That was the text msg I received a couple of hours ago ... let me explain what happened ...
My gf and I had been planning to spend some much needed time together since we haven't seen each other much since the holidays last year. I'm out of town on business and she planned a special 'conference' to come see me. She was set to arrive while I was still at the work site so I left a key for her at the front desk so she could relax until I arrived.
I set out my BathMate last night in anticipation of usage during this morning's session. But I overslept horribly and only had time to get a quick shower, get dressed and out the door. I thought I had packed everything away and I even brought my special 'black bag' with me to make sure she didn't see any of my equipment. Apparently in my haste, I forgot one little piece.
So I got the text, followed by a phone call. She didn't mention anything right off, as we talked about her trip up and about her day. I finally decided to break the ice and I mentioned that I had gotten her text. She started giggling and then went into asking questions. I told her it was a gag gift from a buddy (yeh, I know, but I did sprinkle the truth in there) and it was retaliation for something I got him (which was true - except he didn't get me the BathMate!). She then whipped out her laptop and went to the BathMate site and started to read about it! LOL!!
She's like 'this thing makes you bigger? If you get any bigger you'd have to fuck a horse!!' She's laughing pretty good now. So she asked a few more questions and told me she wanted a 'demonstration' when I get back to the hotel!
'The video is a cartoon - I want to see the real thing.' I told her that it's too small (which is true - my girth is too big for it) and that I've only used it a few times. She got the impression it was like a masturbator or something but I told her it wasn't (we play a game about being 'masters of our domain' - ala Seinfeld and starts in on me about cheating! LOL!) She went back to the whole 'this thing pumps you bigger' deal and I told her (half jokingly) 'you know, they make a bigger model that would probably fit me better.' She bursts into more laughter and said 'scratch the horse - you're gonna need a whale! I really want to see how this thing works now!'
Hmmmm ... so as I type this on the train, what should be my approach? As I have explained before, she knows only a little bit about my PE as my 'exercises' but she doesn't know about anything else - and it's doubtful she's put the BathMate into the equation. I don't want to let the cat all the way out the bag just yet - I do plan to but just not today. I'm pretty excited about using it with her and looking forward to tonight. But going forward, how would you guys approach this?
That was the text msg I received a couple of hours ago ... let me explain what happened ...
My gf and I had been planning to spend some much needed time together since we haven't seen each other much since the holidays last year. I'm out of town on business and she planned a special 'conference' to come see me. She was set to arrive while I was still at the work site so I left a key for her at the front desk so she could relax until I arrived.
I set out my BathMate last night in anticipation of usage during this morning's session. But I overslept horribly and only had time to get a quick shower, get dressed and out the door. I thought I had packed everything away and I even brought my special 'black bag' with me to make sure she didn't see any of my equipment. Apparently in my haste, I forgot one little piece.
So I got the text, followed by a phone call. She didn't mention anything right off, as we talked about her trip up and about her day. I finally decided to break the ice and I mentioned that I had gotten her text. She started giggling and then went into asking questions. I told her it was a gag gift from a buddy (yeh, I know, but I did sprinkle the truth in there) and it was retaliation for something I got him (which was true - except he didn't get me the BathMate!). She then whipped out her laptop and went to the BathMate site and started to read about it! LOL!!
She's like 'this thing makes you bigger? If you get any bigger you'd have to fuck a horse!!' She's laughing pretty good now. So she asked a few more questions and told me she wanted a 'demonstration' when I get back to the hotel!
'The video is a cartoon - I want to see the real thing.' I told her that it's too small (which is true - my girth is too big for it) and that I've only used it a few times. She got the impression it was like a masturbator or something but I told her it wasn't (we play a game about being 'masters of our domain' - ala Seinfeld and starts in on me about cheating! LOL!) She went back to the whole 'this thing pumps you bigger' deal and I told her (half jokingly) 'you know, they make a bigger model that would probably fit me better.' She bursts into more laughter and said 'scratch the horse - you're gonna need a whale! I really want to see how this thing works now!'Hmmmm ... so as I type this on the train, what should be my approach? As I have explained before, she knows only a little bit about my PE as my 'exercises' but she doesn't know about anything else - and it's doubtful she's put the BathMate into the equation. I don't want to let the cat all the way out the bag just yet - I do plan to but just not today. I'm pretty excited about using it with her and looking forward to tonight. But going forward, how would you guys approach this?
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